Matt is watching Rachel Bloom's Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Paul is telling stories about his wife and she may or may not sound like the voice Paul uses for her. The boys address commuting from Vegas to San Francisco to work and when a psychic should be arrested. Paul Songs, Scoops Mail, and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Penn Jillette publishes a letter that Donald Trump threatens to publish from Penn. Is SNL wrong for having Trump host? Paul ponders his life and death whenever he flies. The boys discover the best IMDB page. Matt reveals his first kiss. More songs, scoop mail and jock vs nerd.

NASA JPL's Hui Ying Wen facetime's in to put to rest all of the boys' bullshit beliefs about Mars and the moon. Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment Reporter, Doug Elfman shares some amazing stories from his career as a journalist. Jock vs Nerd and some disgusting Scoop Mail.

Paul believes there might be some sort of pumpkin patch controversy in Vegas and he delivers some new hits despite being on 3 hours of sleep.  ICS gets their facebook page reported and briefly shut down. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Montclair State University is haunted. Which of the Neapolitan wants to go to Mars? Who got fired for farting? Patron tunes, scoop mail, Jock vs Nerd and fun facts. 

Paul discusses Improv Goblet. Matt talks about flying with two kids. The first patreon song dedication session goes down. Scoop Mail with Raul and his lasting impressions. Jock Vs Nerd, athletes vs Star Trek. Also, Fun Facts!

Scoop Cruise bank show Scoop Mail fest. Matt tells jokes: Matt's Godfather is not amused. Paul tells a joke: Matt is not amused. Matt calls back the joke: Jacob is not amused. Paul: is amused. Topics this Scoop Mail extravaganza include defending atheism, Tony Jaa, doughnut clubs, a non-starter drinking story, a very long joke, and another genital injury story. SONGS: "Get Off of My Lawn" / " Super Mario Proposal" APPEARANCES BY: Mermaid John Madden/ Paul Lynde SCOOP MAIL: Scoopa Fat Boy/ Dip Shirt Cone/ Jordan/ Marty McScoop/ Glen/ Scoop of Canadian Maple & Bacon/ Chicken Scoop for the Soul/ La Fringe Scoop/ Pooper Scooper Crazy Creamer/ Rum Riesenberg SCOOP JOCK VS NERD by 23 Travis: They Might be Giants Lyrics vs. The '86 World Series

Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop mail they brought along except 1, there is a so-called "data corruption" turning several old unread scoop mails into forever lost scoop mails. So if you're ever wondering if we got to your scoop mail, we did... but you probably won't get to hear it. SCOOP MAIL: Sacktomonkey/ Dustin/ Jane Cobbs Cap/ Simon/ Fudgy Numbers/ Sod Pen/ Moxie Fox

Rita Chinyere aka Brita James wrote a controversial and provocative article about how people of color are treated in the comedy community. She agreed to be interviewed on Ice Cream Social the next day after she went public with her article. Also, we talk to scoop and congregation member Nicolas about his contest to give away his restaurant for $100. We also find time for scoop mail and jock va nerd. Buckle up, this one is a roller coaster  

Plugs:

Matt's show in NYC at pit loft, Wednesday 9/30 at 9pm

Paul's improv Goblet (festival) in baobab stage, town square Las Vegas October 1st and 2nd

win $111 by submitting an audio montage of ICS

support: patreon.com/heyscoops 

Through thick or thin, Heidi Fleisscheck puts her black book up for sale. The Patriots still cheat. Paul gets hurt, pissed, then goes on a mission. Matt challenges Paul to a patreon based high five contest on the Vegas Strip. The boys Launch a $111 Audio Montage Contest. Matt has a NYC show September 30th at 9pm at Pit Loft. 

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd