Scoop Augie Carton send some delicious homemade beer to the church which leads to almost an hour long discussion of showering and hygiene. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

This Easter Egg Bonus episode happened because of all the patreon support at the beginning of the month where we broke $4444.44 for the first time. Enjoy!

Matt and Mattingly welcome famous Canadian sportscaster and podcaster, Nug, to ICS via Skype. The boys talk about death of Rob Ford, wrestling, diet, and our northern neoghbor's perception of the presidential election. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

First we fail at trying to not start off the show talking about the weather. Then we add another layer to our popular topless show pitch, Chapeau. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail

Happy St. Patrick's Day scoops. We have an exclusive interview with Sandy the Leprechaun. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Cheers!

Our special NCAA tournament preview-kidding! Jerrod from subway's list of creepy things. Matt announces a show in LA at Nerdist on March 25. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

Thanks to all our patreon backers, especially Howard Jackson, we are releasing a surprise episode to kick off the work week. Speaking of surprises, Matt's old college roommate happens to be coming through Las Vegas on a road trip the night the boys were recording. He is the editor for all things Grace Helbig and other youtube stars, he was an true internet pioneer, but mostly he talks about his crazy past with Matt. Jock Vs. Nerd and tragic Scoop Mail.

Trump, Skunks, jock vs nerd, scoop mail and why do you care... We try to be funny. Just take it in. 

More Chuck E Cheese adventures and jock vs nerd and scoop mail!

3 compelling figures from Las Vegas' Future Stars of Wrestling tear it up in the churn. We get the deal and the real deal for what's it's like in the independent corners professional wrestling. Plus Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

We review the year's best films regardless of whether we've seen them. Matt sees Deadpool before Paul for some reason. Plus, Scoop Mail, and jock vs nerd. 

Las Vegas' most respected and feared entertainment columnists, Mike Wetheford, blows off work to spend time in the churn. He gets to see how the other half lives as Paul and Matt review his life. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Plus, a huge huge thank you to our new Patrons and supporters on patreon.com/HeyScoops. It was an overwhelming and amazing week. 

Patreon achievement unlocked! Pope approved condom usage. Paul has chocolate donut nightmares. Scoop Mail, Scoop Ads, jock vs nerd. 

The boys talk Scorpion and Paul most timely joke ever made at Secund City. They try not to get distracted by the horrible rounds of karaoke happening behind them. Scoop Mail and jock vs nerd. 

Post Valentine's Day bliss fills the churn as Paul and Jacob reveal their Valentine's Day secrets.  A public service announcement about vaginal safety is made. Paul buys a new car and Matt remembers that time he upset a car salesman. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

Paul is in a wreck and needs a check. Good Bye storm trooper mobile. Matt is filthy. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

Paul checks out an old Action movie. Super Bowl commercial recap. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail!

Carnivals, Jam Auctions, Confidence Men, Illegal Cubans, and Dead Sea Lions- What can't you talk about with one of the greatest entertainers of all time, Penn Jillette. He even sits in for Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

We make up for a lack of Fatty Rabbit Holes in previous episodes with a doozy of one to open the show. Saman JJ makes an appearance on his Vegas visit. Jock Vs. Nerd and scoop mail.

Matt is on the hunt for dudes. Paul hates Jurassic World. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd!

Ryer's internship ends with a trip to the porn convention.  Paul's famous balls get the razor treatment. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 

it's our intern'a last churn session. Gift are given, tears are shed, uncomfortable questions about sexuality are asked and matt takes his kids sledding. Also, we tackle another issue of society as we know it, cereal milk. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

Blacklist rips off LA Confidential. Making fun of Trump is not a liberal thing. Physical scoop mail, regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Matt makes a new facebook friend. The boys make vegas recommendations for future newlyweds. Our intern get physical scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Scoop mail. Limericks haikus and a song. 

We start off heavy with the death of David Bowie and a sad scoop mail. Then we address a possible wardrobe malfunction at 50 Shades and get into some regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

We get a buttload of physical scoop mail. George Lucas calls Disney "white slavers". Tom Coughlin got fired. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Fresh stats on scoops fuck marry kill for Paul Matt and Jacob. We check in with Ryer in his new intern digs. Paul debates how important video games are to a healthy relationship. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

A year end review falls apart and the guys take turns making each other feel super awkward. Scoop mail does little to help the strange tension and jock vs nerd is fine. We almost didn't put this episode up. Decide for yourself. Oh. And happy new year, Scoops!

The boys review their holidays. Jacob has a an announcement. Paul needs some red bull.  Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

Paul has an exclusive interview with Santa. Matt makes a major rookie mistake as a home owner. Paul's wife was already a big Christian Grey enthusiast before Paul became him. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Merry Chrisbosh!!!

A crazy woman made national news when she tried to kill 30 random people walking on Las Vegas Blvd with her car. All 3 boys were working nearby. Paul's conspiracy brain runs wild on Steve Harvey. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

The boys take a dip into the vintage scoop mail pool and end up in the reservoir of poon.. Will they make it out of January? Spoiler Alert: no. Plus some hot ass Jock Vs. Nerd.

Apparently Jacob and SJ have family that like them and wants to see them. Yuck. Anyhow, that means a bank episode with old ass scoop mail we meant to read on air. Plus jock vs nerd. 

Matt and Paul missed the best joke out the Santa Clause/Britney Spears story. Matt finds out there is a price one can pay to hate gays at one of his jobs. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.

Jacob and Paul are tuckered out post Absinthe Christmas party. Matt's kid sets up a lollipop buffet. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Another night of late night silliness. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

It is Paul's birthday and he gets a new job. Matt is going nuts as 50 Shades reopens. Jacob gets a new chair and mic rig. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

Today's episode features a new segment called "what would it take" in which matt and Paul discuss what would it take for them to start watching different popular reality shows. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Jacob accidentally becomes a cannibal. Paul gets phones call and then gets pissed. We get corrected for our political discussion by someone who has absolutely every right to correct us. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Matt to play Santa, Paul teaches in a strip club, and right before jock vs nerd we accidentally get into politics so feel free to fast forward on that part. Scoop mail. 

Matt has an unusual turn of events at 50 Shades. Matt, Paul, and Jacob talk a little too much about the production company behind Matt's terrible audition from last week. Paul revisits his terrible luck with owning a home in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Matt has another awkward audition. Paul messes up his anniversary gift to his wife. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Paul and Matt are both roped into pyramid schemes. Matt sees something sad at a casino. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 

Dave Donnelly refuses to pick a favorite child. Matt takes on his first snake. Jacob tells the legend of snake island. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 

Matt's dad sits in studio for a civilized discussion on duck fucking vs. drunk driving. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs. nerd. 

SJ sits in with the boys as they take requests for listeners for different Halloween "guests" to stop by Ice Cream Social. It's a delirious late night recording as well. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

Paul gets a new toilet and Matt gets laid off. Paul takes a cooking class. Jacob and Matt's favorite teams square off this Sunday. Physical scoop mail and metaphysical scoop mail. Jock vs Nerd. Patreon songs. 

Matt is watching Rachel Bloom's Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Paul is telling stories about his wife and she may or may not sound like the voice Paul uses for her. The boys address commuting from Vegas to San Francisco to work and when a psychic should be arrested. Paul Songs, Scoops Mail, and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Penn Jillette publishes a letter that Donald Trump threatens to publish from Penn. Is SNL wrong for having Trump host? Paul ponders his life and death whenever he flies. The boys discover the best IMDB page. Matt reveals his first kiss. More songs, scoop mail and jock vs nerd.

NASA JPL's Hui Ying Wen facetime's in to put to rest all of the boys' bullshit beliefs about Mars and the moon. Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment Reporter, Doug Elfman shares some amazing stories from his career as a journalist. Jock vs Nerd and some disgusting Scoop Mail.

Paul believes there might be some sort of pumpkin patch controversy in Vegas and he delivers some new hits despite being on 3 hours of sleep.  ICS gets their facebook page reported and briefly shut down. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Montclair State University is haunted. Which of the Neapolitan wants to go to Mars? Who got fired for farting? Patron tunes, scoop mail, Jock vs Nerd and fun facts. 

Paul discusses Improv Goblet. Matt talks about flying with two kids. The first patreon song dedication session goes down. Scoop Mail with Raul and his lasting impressions. Jock Vs Nerd, athletes vs Star Trek. Also, Fun Facts!

Scoop Cruise bank show Scoop Mail fest. Matt tells jokes: Matt's Godfather is not amused. Paul tells a joke: Matt is not amused. Matt calls back the joke: Jacob is not amused. Paul: is amused. Topics this Scoop Mail extravaganza include defending atheism, Tony Jaa, doughnut clubs, a non-starter drinking story, a very long joke, and another genital injury story. SONGS: "Get Off of My Lawn" / " Super Mario Proposal" APPEARANCES BY: Mermaid John Madden/ Paul Lynde SCOOP MAIL: Scoopa Fat Boy/ Dip Shirt Cone/ Jordan/ Marty McScoop/ Glen/ Scoop of Canadian Maple & Bacon/ Chicken Scoop for the Soul/ La Fringe Scoop/ Pooper Scooper Crazy Creamer/ Rum Riesenberg SCOOP JOCK VS NERD by 23 Travis: They Might be Giants Lyrics vs. The '86 World Series

Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop mail they brought along except 1, there is a so-called "data corruption" turning several old unread scoop mails into forever lost scoop mails. So if you're ever wondering if we got to your scoop mail, we did... but you probably won't get to hear it. SCOOP MAIL: Sacktomonkey/ Dustin/ Jane Cobbs Cap/ Simon/ Fudgy Numbers/ Sod Pen/ Moxie Fox

Rita Chinyere aka Brita James wrote a controversial and provocative article about how people of color are treated in the comedy community. She agreed to be interviewed on Ice Cream Social the next day after she went public with her article. Also, we talk to scoop and congregation member Nicolas about his contest to give away his restaurant for $100. We also find time for scoop mail and jock va nerd. Buckle up, this one is a roller coaster  

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Paul's improv Goblet (festival) in baobab stage, town square Las Vegas October 1st and 2nd

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Through thick or thin, Heidi Fleisscheck puts her black book up for sale. The Patriots still cheat. Paul gets hurt, pissed, then goes on a mission. Matt challenges Paul to a patreon based high five contest on the Vegas Strip. The boys Launch a $111 Audio Montage Contest. Matt has a NYC show September 30th at 9pm at Pit Loft. 

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

on today's bank show, gelato Steve challenges Matt and Mattingly to a drinking game trivia contest. Plus, vintage Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

We meet newlyweds and new scoops Matt and Sarah who host is in their cruise suite as the boys get to know the entire scoop group aboard the Celebrity Summit. 

Jacob reflects on his time as Jerry Springer's drinking buddy. The boys spending so much time talking about the Patriots creates the first ever Nerd Vs. Nerd.  Also some kick ass Scoop Mail.

the boys react to the unbelievable start of their Patreon campaign. Paul take his wife to see Matt shakes his ass in 50 Shades. Paul out at midnight looks to purchase some new Star Wars toys. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

Jacob's college buddy and 50 Shades The Parody cast member, Sabrina Sia stops by to talk about competing in pageants in Lousiana, cruise ship life, and having a Duck Dynasty dad who hates Duck Dynasty. Plus jock vs nerd

For 34 minutes, the boys discuss their earliest memory, Paul's GI situation, Matt's hatred of reading and J Anderson Thompson's theory on developing god. Then live on air, they launch a somewhat ridiculous patreon page that kindly asks for your support. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 

First podcast back in the churn, the boys deal with President visiting Vegas. They talk scoop cruise and scoop fest and the wonder that was the Siren Show aboard the Summit. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

Over 100 people from all over the country piled into a tiny bar and welcomed Matt Paul and Jacob to an afternoon love recording of Ice Cream Social. Live Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd: Creamer Jean, Another Sarah, Ryer Appledorn, Joe Swam, Billy Tierney, St John John, Andy Cheek and his daughter, Steel This Beer's Augie Carton. A fantastic and overwhelming day for the boys and a nice little fundraiser for Opportunity Village of Las Vegas. Enjoy!

In a sprawling exotic bird compound in Pahrump, NV, we interview the fascinating and eccentric Heidi Fleiss. Former Hollywood madam, ex con, marijuana farmer and now exotic bird caretaker and advocate welcomed us to her home. 

Matt and Jacob had a chance to interview Kurt Bruanohler in his cross country trip driving a giant butt for his Comedy Central pilot. Paul was unavailable to be in studio. Kurt talks about his upcoming show, being on the Tonight Show and Chelsea lately. Also matt and Kurt look back on the early New York City improv and alternative comedy scene. Kurt also opens up about the difficulties of trying to be a duo in modern entertainment. Enjoy!

 More Jizz ribbon action, fame or money debate, Matt's brother meets a scoop and jock vs nerd. Plus, scoop mail. 

Matt finds out the secret marker rules of Chipotle and takes his kid to Paul's ophaned home, Chuck E Cheese. Penn & Teller Fool Us recap for episodes 5 and 4. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

A case is made for the Spice Girls being punk rock when the boys interview the lovely, funny, and talented Tatiana Mac.  Also, what happened when children choose evil toy makers over Santa Clause and just how different is a drunk adult from a child. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

A Kentucky man shoots down a drone and kicks up a legal hornets nest. Matt is outclassed twice. Paul still hates weddings and having to see anyone in general. Jock vs Nerd from Slappy McGee and scoop mail with a gun. 

Matt has a garbage body language problem on airplanes and might also have airborne herpes. Paul couldn't care less. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

matt addresses a few complaints differently and does an Ice vest update. Paul wishes he could go back in time and Eiffel Tower himself. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, Wednesday is a good day to follow HeyScoops on the periscope app as they road trip for bank show. 

Paul Mattingly hums himself to work. Matt wears a vest and talks Donald Trump. Paul goes to a stand up show and hears some bullshit. Scoop mail asks the boys a great question about getting away with something. Jock vs Nerd scoop style. 

Paul loved 1992. Seriously. He also has fabulous answers for cars he'd buy should he obtain a buttload of money. jacob and SJ announce they will benattendin scoop fest and scoop cruise but will they all ride a giant banana? A quick note to our stitcher listeners to be peeping our episode numbers. Also Jock Vs Nerd and some hot ass scoop mail. @midnight campaign continues. 

Happy Bastille Day, Scoops! There is nothing about Bastille Day in this episode but we do talk about Matt's kid making his first jokes and talk about the poor defending of the asinine question of "are women funny?" And how it applies to Ghostbusters. We update people on the At Midnight campaign. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

We get a wonderful scoop mail about adventures in truck driving. Also, Matt recap an episode he wrote on of Penn & Teller: Fool Us on CW and get into sick ass Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd our faces off!

Matt and Paul take in the World Cup, reflect on the wonder of David Hasselhoff and debate dabbing vs wiping philosophy. Some amazing scoop mail and scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 

Some vape company want to get the flavor profile of ICS so they can get them hooked on their hot vape action. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 

When it comes to Paul's dogs, it's a battle of Pavlov vs pooping. Matt spends an odd morning in Penn Station in New York City. Jock vs nerd and Scoop Mail. 

Matt and Paul talk about the cartoons they drew as kids. Matt discusses his Jeb Bush presidential pick and his shiny shoe choice. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 

Matt and Mattingly have always lifted the curtain and shown you the lesser known parts of Las Vegas. Today, they interview Justin Oswald and Matt Roach who make a living pulling live pranks on unsuspecting tourists in Las Vegas. Sometimes it goes off without a hitch and other times it goes off the rails. Plus, Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

Matt and Mattingly have to cancel a Bucket Show. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

Matt takes his kids to the circus and Paul takes his wife to a John Denver Tribute Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

Matt and Paul take turns letting people make them feel horrible about themselves. Actual scoop mail. Regular scoop mail. Jock vs nerd and this episode will be released as a video podcast later this week. 

The boy's return to their origin and record at Vintage Nudes Studio. Paul, Matt and Jacob tell different versions of the same story where Paul may or may not have attacked a woman with a cockroach. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Matt's medium rare and appropriate steak. Paul's lack of questions. Scoop Mail and a very special redneck jock vs nerd. 

Deaf translators at 50 Shades, America's Got Talent's Piff and tears, Scoop Mail: super asshole dad. Jock vs Nerd: Fifa fun vs masters of the universe hero villain or sex toy. 

Paul believes he knows the fastest healing parts of the body. Matt wants to launch a middle of the night texting service for new parents. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 

Matt randomly encounters people of prejudice against New Jersey. Paul and Matt share Memorial Day stories and one the stories involved Lions. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 

Matt and Paul discuss the Cosby quotes from his latest interview, 7LandHand sends in Jock Vs. Nerd audio, some very painful scoop mail gets read, and Matt and Mattingly announce Land Locked Scoop Fest at Tierney's Tavern in Montclair, NJ on August 15th at 3pm.  All you need is gas money to get to Jersey and $5

The boys do their best to not make an infomercial as they tackle diet myths and dogma with former NASA Scientist and Bio Chemist, now reluctant diet cult leader, Ray Cronise. 

The boys discuss the closing of the Duck Dynasty musical. jock Vs nerd: deflategate vs Joss Whedon's Twitter account. 

Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. 

B.J. Joins Paul and Jacob today! We find out what it would take to make Paul run into machine gun fire while Paul and B.J. try to make the show into a nerd paradise. Paul also tells you everything that Paul likes.

The eccentric Spencer Novich joins us in the churn today! We talk about his gigs and his serious flexibility. His dog pound really gets stretched to the limit. We also find out that milk and dicks are not surf and turf.

SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. 

Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films.  

SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. 

Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about.