Paul gives Anne a nosebleed anniversary present. Mystery Truck food and Scoopmail. Plus jock Vs Nerd. 

The boys launch operation “Super Satan”. Matt and Paul want to perform with you in Las Vegas. Paul hates drunks. Jacob finds himself dining with someone he suddenly doesn’t like very much. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoopmail

Matt meets a crack head. Scoopfest features headliner Mikey Neumann who will be recording an episode where he is challenged to like a movie that scoops voted on. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Voki (@artisnerd) joins us on the podcast and speaks to his life with Ringling Bros, Cirque Du Soliel, Life as the Gazillionaire and life after being Gaz. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd.

What has Paul been watching now... Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd.

We join the internet in discussing Trump’s penis. Matt gets a peculiar job offer. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd- List Challenge. 

Matt picks his kid up. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Who is controlling the weather and how often do they work? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Jacob and Paul analyze dreams. Matt sees La Reve and announces side project with RJ, Abracababble.com. Scoopmail and Drunken jock Vs Nerd scoopardy. 

You know. 

Paul and Matt get a gig. Scoopmail and a jock Vs Nerd quiz. 

Late night session and fresh from the streets of Tonapah. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Amazing Hollywood writer and children’s book author Brian Lynch talks about why he wrote Toy Academy as a boom, Secret Life of Pets after Louis CK, and meeting Harrison Ford. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. 

You know. The Usual Stuff

Paul doesn’t witness a fight. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.  

Keeler cameo. Scoopmail. Jock Vs Nerd. 

Paul’s theatre etiquette is in fleek. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.   

Night Attack’s Brian Brushwood helps tackle a topic gripping the nation -how much impact does a massage have on a family? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 

Matt fails as a kitchen pioneer. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Paul’s awkward day at work. Matt’s awkward day at work. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Rockaby sweet baby blubes. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 

Matt unfriends a few folks. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 

Jacob innovates company culture at Absinthe. Matt has a new pool toy. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Jacob drinks and watches stuff. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

Can Paul pawn? GLOW’s Rebekka Johnson talk about her new project seedandspark.com/fund/consent)

scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 

Man Vs Food’s Casey Webb joins the boys in stage at Tierneys Tavern. So does one super surprise guest and about a half dozen scoops for scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

We are so thankful to the 130 people who packed Tierneys Tavern in NJ

Man Vs Food airs Monday nights on the Travel Channel. 

Only Paul would have this tax experience... Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd

The churn is gone. Long Live the churn. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

A ridiculous bonus episode brought to you by the kind and sexy people who support us on Patreon. 

Happy 4th of July to all the American listeners. Happy Wednesday to everyone else. Happy Thursday to Australians. 

We call up westworld’s Ptolemy Slocum and talk about season 2. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 

Matt annouces he is filling in for Mac King in July 7th. Matt and Paul somehow saw Ocean’s 8. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

The bank show to top all bank shows!

Trivial items slowly unravel into nonsense and running bits. Jock, Nerd, Scoop Mail

Yeah man. Here is the latest episode. 

Piff returns and makes scorched earth of the churn. There is no Scoopmail. There is no Jock Vs Nerd. There is only Piff. 

Thank you to patreon backers for making his episode possible. This is technically a bonus episode for the week and will look like that when 475 is reposted. Hugs and Kisses. 

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Paul's got a musical idea that's a real diaper dandy. Matt's wife gets stuck working the worst piece of shit of a human being. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Pod therapy guys are the latest roster addition to Scoopfest. Paul figures out of his wife is an enabler. Matt talks to two jackasses in Jacksonville. 1 day left to sell 24 tickets to Tiern Out... hey, see you at Scoopfest!

Look. We recorded this last Tuesday on a 2 Episode day. Who knows what we said. I mean, who am I, rain man!? I remember is was a good one. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

Fyi: 3 days left for HeyScoops/ballkicker for Tierneys. We’ve sold 66 tickets. 34 more to go. Maybe it’ll happen. 

Paul and CJ talk video games. Matt has his brother call in to correct Paul on his quantum theories. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoopmail. Thanks. 

This is about Israel. 

Matt goes to a magic shop with Piff. 10 days left to sell 56 tickets to Tiern out- HeyScoops.com/ballkicker. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

That’s right. HeyScoops.com/ballkicker 15 days to fund Tierneys Churn Out in July. Jacob lays out his peremeters for a porn party. Matt admits to his embarrassing porn purchases of his early 20s. Paul eventually gets fixated on endangering people’s lives with fireworks. 

New Vampire the Masquerade? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Caricature Carnies Celestia (from Squaring the Strange podcast) and Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy stop by and we all get carried away on all kinds of topics. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs  Nerd

Podcasters are dirt people. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 

Jacob almost worked to death, matt gets groceries and all the boys Jock it up at a minor league baseball game for jock Vs Nerd Day. Scoop Mail and audio Jock Vs Nerd C. O. N. E. Edition. Once agin Thursday 5.10 is the last day to enroll in the payment plan option for Scoopfest Vegas 2018. 

Look we went super late recording this right after 464. And 464 went really well. But we just fell apart by the end I think. None the less I think it is enjoyable. 

Paul also buys a couch. Buckle up. This was a fun one. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Something about a Slonina in studio that makes the magic happen. 

“Don’t mistake my Fleekness for Weakness” T shirt sale happening now at HeyScoops.com/shop. RJ Owens stops by to talk two tummies and terrorizing neighbors. Scoopmail and Jock vs. Nerd  

Matt has no business trying to snowboard again. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Churn Out New England announced! CONE details can be found at FuckGladwell.com

I should take notes, but my system is to delete notes once I talk about them. “Sounds like you need a new system, Matt”. Well sure. Fine. Easy with that tone though... None the less, I kinda remember this being a long one but a good one. It’s not a bank or anything, we just recorded on Tuesday and a lot has happened since then. Anyhow. Enjoy!

You heard me!

Also cream team’s Brent Mukai plugs his Kickstarter. 

Paul goes to Chili’s. Again. Our Scoopmail is having a ball. Jock Vs nerd

Matt. Is. Exposed. 

We get out on the town Jacob in studio! Matt doesn’t understand Chinese history. Paul watches something that isn’t bullshit. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Paul addresses the closing of Toy R Us. Jacob witnessed a drunkard. Scoop Mail Italian Air Show. 3 truths and 2 lies Jock Vs Nerd

Jacob got a car. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Hashtag Justus the intern’s last day. 

This is a good bank episode if I remember properly. And I don’t. 

Late night nonsense in Churn. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 

We get in the dumbest argument and it gets sloppy. Then it gets really funny. I asked Jacob to Edit down the dumb argument part and he wouldn’t. Oh yeah. There is scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Matt goes to a charity Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

This is a bank episode. I think Brent is in it. 

Matt announces Hill Bill/opening for Piff dates in 7 cities. He mistakenly says the Seneca Niagra Show is Canada. It isn’t. It’s in the goddamn U. S. of A. Paul is back in the saddle. Scoop Mail from awkward town. And ML Kennedy’s Jock Vs Nerd. 

Matt doesn’t want to put down his phone. Paul does not think we really know what a mattress is. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

Matt saw Renegades at Caesars. Paul is fired up about a wrestling hall of fame inductee. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 

Fool Us Exibitionist, show creator Vinny Grosso stops by to talk about his new show starring SJ. Paul joins a cult. VIP Scoopfest ticket raffle for Opportunity Village- Scooportunity Village https://www.gofundme.com/azp72-scooportunity-village

Look, we’ve been recording so many episode lately -who the fuck knows what we talked about. There’s probably scoopmail and likely some jock Vs Nerd? but don’t hold me to it. 

Matt’s mother in law goes to the dermatologist. Jacob’s watches and weeps for the Olympics. Jock Vs. Nerd. Scoop Mail

Thank you Patrons! This RIDICULOUS off the rails episode is for you!

Paul has an opinion abou justin Timberlake. Brent Mukai in studio. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd and everyone is encouraged to subscribe to Tony Longworth’s YouTube page. He needs 1000 subscribers. 

No sports talk pre super bowl post Piff in Minneapolis magic do do churn session. With shout to MartynDuxbury’s artwork. 

New late night schedule leads to a goofy podcast. SJ stops by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

Cray and Julianna from JustSides.com and co authors of Plant Based Nutrition (and Idiot’s Guide) step into the Churn in all its nonsense and glory. Paul goes to FSW and Matt’s wife sings in her skivvies. 

Matt anounces new gig. Paul goes to Chili’s. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Matt sees Cher. Paul doesn’t piss off his mom In Kentucky. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

A lack or Bucket is worth one in the bonus. Back by popular demand is December’s bonus episode- brought to you by November’s patreon. We wouldn’t have a show were it not for people who Back is on patreon.com/HeyScoops go there now and checkout all kinds of monthly rewards!

Paul arrives from Kentucky, Matt and Jacob go to a basketball game. Jock Vs Nerd. 

Churn Out Kentucky’s ICS Live from the rear of Ruby Jeans buffet. Matt evades arrest at TSA. Paul educates Matt and Jacob on gigging frogs. Jock Vs. Nerd

Matt sees MJ1. Paul gets a phone call. Jacob the Farmer Guy stops by. Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoop Mail. 

Fresh from half of a puppy rescue, Kasey stops by. Matt tries to purchase his wife a massage. Paul goes to a museum. 

Matt stays at the dirty dancing hotel. Paul watches some more bullshit on you tube. Slappy McGhee in studio. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Late night whiskey recordings and champagne dreams. Happy New Years all! See you soon!

Nonsense served with all the accoutrements, including but not limited to scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Bon aperitifs. 

Matt Paul and Jacob discuss nonsense. And it’s kinda cold. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

RJ stops by, Paul can’t stop going to conspiracy rabbit holes, Matt deals more openly with addiction, and Jacob loses the hots for Star Wars. Physical Scoop Mail and Triple Jock VS Nerd including an old school one. 

Paul gets his world view validated by the NYTimes. Matt gets his world view destroyed by Christians, Trump, and Facebook. Jacob almost goes to jail. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

Hill Bill auditions for AGT. Paul knows the ancient history of ninja and kites. Jacob tackles walking up stairs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

Matt is losing his voice and mind after a visit to Frankie's Tiki Lounge. Paul let’s us in on the latest in alien happenings. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs nerd

Kentucky Churn out sends two representatives to visit. Hill Bill director, RJ Owens sits in and recaps the Psychic HillBilly preview. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 

Matt has Hill Bill on the horizon. The boys watched Jim and Andy documentary. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

Thanks to our patreon backers, this is a bonus episode for all of our listeners. Paul discusses his favorite urban myth. This bank is from our last day at the Judge Porter House in Louisiana. 

Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy stops by. Paul tries to get Global Access. Matt gets breakfast with his boys. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 

The boys recount their Strange Thanksgivings. Scoop sits in studio and talks Space. Scoop Mail And Jock Vs. Nerd

Jacob has an odd weekend, Matt get roasted, and Paul watches flat earthers on YouTube. Plus, Comedian Joe Caliz has his doubt about whether scoops can double his twitter followers (120, @joecaliz). Physical Scoop Mail and old school jock Vs Nerd. 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Paul learns beauty tips from Vanna White. Matt learns about acting from actors. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd.